Minecraft: Askew

FINALLY!!! Askew Java update!!! One Billion things added! Let's Do!!!!!

+Refactored ALL music discs to avoid the mandated cutoff at the end of their Vanilla versions, It's not perfect, and it means discs are in weird spots, but it means you get to actually hear the music, so we win (and lose)

+MUSIC TOASTS ARE AWESOME!!! MUSIC TOASTS AND ASKEW ARE LIKE BUTTER AND....hmm...I can't think of anything you would combine with butter....some sort of warm bread...? +Music toasts get TWO spots in the changelog cause I'm so excited for them, Default color text for tunes from the first album and Yellow for Addendum! (((Psst, you can also change how frequently music plays...if you....yknow....like that....)))

+Redid ALL Ground Foliage (Grass, Flowers, etc) Now everything adapts to seasons!

+Copper Golem, lanterns, Bars, & Chests imagery & sounds

+Redid all Plank textures for consistency

+Replaced "Dennis" painting

+Redid all "Cooking" Related sounds (furnace, campfire, etc) +Redid a bunch of utility block sounds (brewing stand, grindstone, stonecutter) +Warm/Cold Variants added for Chickens, Cows, and Pigs +Redid a wide variety of item textures, adapting to an exact style-guide rather than...doing whatever I wanted without prior contemplation...

+New sounds for stonecutters, grindstones, lodestone compass, and furnaces

+Askew's trident was a spear before! And they've just introduced a spear...so now there's an Askewed Trident and I've made new spears (imagery & sound)

+Sounds & Imagery for all things Happy Ghast +Reformatted all internal music files to display the correct songnames & contributors for SNOOPERS +Screaming Goat now has unique sounds from the normal goat! I thought it was just a lame out-of-touch bit added to the game by a boardroom but it's actually a lame out-of-touch bit with gameplay purposes...hooray..!

+Fixed Gates attached to walls +Fixed Sniffer Egg +Fixed whatever was going on with the sun and moon +Fixed whatever was going on with horses/donkeys/mules/camels +Fixed whatever was going on with armor trims

..."whatever was going on" means that they just randomly changed the file paths for these things which is so awesome I love that

+Gave Strider's their longer antler things from Bedrock, if you don't like it I'll throw the whole pack out

+Added 10 Brand New Songs!

"Left Behind" An intricate mix of unused music from the original album! I LOVE THIS ONE but also I'm calm and normal about it "One More Yesterday" My earnest attempt to make """normal""" nether music that doesn't overstep!.......it might overstep..... "Is Someone There?" A spoooky tune full of spoooky melodies! It's in 5/4! Weird!! "Might Not Belong" Replaces "Tears" Disc! I don't recommend inserting cassette tapes into the disc-only jukebox but I literally can't stop you "From Within" Made with a good friend of mine, Roxy Polaris! They made a kickass track for a fandom and I STOLE their vocals! (don't worry, I was given permission....after...after I did it....) "Hands & Knees" I made this song 6 hours before Askew Bedrock released!! It's possible I was very nervous "Chloe's Moving" Who is Chloe??? I dunno! I'm sad to see her go though :( "Underneath It All" I really like the strings in this one, kinda following the pattern of "Long Way Down" & "Suspended In Air" from the first album! "What Now?" Was uh....was this song already in the game??? I know it was sneakily in Bedrock before, but I don't remember if it was sneakily in Java....well here it is ! "KEEN EDGE" A really fun disc that replaces "Precipice"! If Vanilla is allowed to make shameless Undertale music then I get to too!!!

+Replaced "Lava Chicken" Disc.

This'll play nice with Mounts of Mayhem but it's missing a few mobs, please bear with me :) I'd like to have some sense of parity between Java & Bedrock and that means making sure the changes get """approved""". I'll cut you a deal, though! Mounts of Mayhem mobs'll come to Java first before Bedrock!.....maybe like a week early, but it's somethin!

If you're playing this on release I'd recommend EMF or ETF, but downgrading your Optifine works good too :)!

Thank you again for playing! Lotsa fun stuff in this update!! :D!!!